DM's Esoteric Programming Languages

Esoterica I have Written

BIT - a language that treats all data like C treats strings.
Chef - a language where the programs produce magnificent meals.
Haifu - a language based on Eastern philosopy and artistic values.
HQ9++ - a language which extends the elegance of HQ9+ to the object-oriented paradigm.
Ook! - a language designed for orang-utans.
Piet - a language where the programs are works of modern art.
Whenever - a language with no sense of urgency.
ZOMBIE - a language designed for evil necromancers.

Abacus Sort - a sorting algorithm based on the abacus.
Bogobogosort - a sorting algorithm based on the popular bogosort.
Demon Sort - a sorting algorithm that violates the second law of thermodynamics.
Diamond Sort - a sorting algorithm based on Jared Diamond's Guns, Germs, and Steel.
Dropsort - a highly efficient, in-place, one-pass sorting algorithm.
Hanoi Sort - a sorting algorithm based on the Tower of Hanoi.
Intelligent Design Sort - a sorting algorithm that rejects the idea that lists can "evolve" to a sorted state.
LenPEG - an image compression algorithm.
WPEG - a file compression algorithm.