by David Morgan-Mar. Copyright 2002.
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Nerf-Bat as Gang Hit Weapon
"Harder! |
Cryogenic Dinosaur Embryo Storage Canister
"Thirsty. Where's my Coke?" |
Chinese Water Torture
Drip... |
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The Last Man on Earth
"Peace at last..." |
Valet Parking
"Careful with that. It's worth..." |
At the High School Reunion
"I'm rich!" |
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No Glasses at the Beach "Swimsuit model photo shoot? Where?!" |
Orange Juice Factory Dismissal Reason "Inability to concentrate." |
Country Music Writer's Nightmare "Good job. Loving wife. Dog healthy. Arrrrggghhh!" |
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Planet of the Apes Taylor rode south; never figured it out. |
J. K. Rowling Plagiarises "No, Harry... I am your father!" |
The Time Travelling Husband "Who are you cheating with?! Oh. Me." |