7-Word Stories

by David Morgan-Mar. Copyright 2002.

Nerf-Bat as Gang Hit Weapon

"Harder!
Harder!
Harder!
And again!
Harder!
Again!"

Cryogenic Dinosaur Embryo Storage Canister

"Thirsty. Where's my Coke?"
Gulp.
"Uh oh..."

Chinese Water Torture

Drip...
Drip...
Drip...
Drip...
Drip...
Drop...
Drip...

The Last Man on Earth

"Peace at last..."
"Damn. Nothing on TV."

Valet Parking

"Careful with that. It's worth..."
Crunch!
"... nothing."

At the High School Reunion

"I'm rich!"
"I'm famous!"
"I'm happy."

No Glasses at the Beach

"Swimsuit model photo shoot? Where?!"

Orange Juice Factory Dismissal Reason

"Inability to concentrate."

Country Music Writer's Nightmare

"Good job. Loving wife. Dog healthy. Arrrrggghhh!"

Planet of the Apes

Taylor rode south; never figured it out.

J. K. Rowling Plagiarises

"No, Harry... I am your father!"

The Time Travelling Husband

"Who are you cheating with?! Oh. Me."


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