Fox_in_Socks.c

Copyright 1992 David Mar

fox_in_socks.c

#include "fox_in_socks.h"

#FOX SOCKS
#KNOX BOX

knox int box,
Fox; int socks,

Knox on fox; int sockS( int box) {
socks on Knox && Knox in box +
Fox in (2); socks on box on Knox =

Chicks; with bricks come
Chicks; with blocks come
Chicks; with (bricks &&
blocks && clocks) come

Look sir; look sir;
Mr Knox;} Sir
Lets( Do tricks) { with
(bricks && blocks) sir +=
Lets( (Do) tricks); with
(Chicks && clocks) sir +=

First; Ill make; a
(quick); trick( brick); stack
Then; Ill make; a
(quick); trick( block); stack
You; can make; a
(quick); trick( chick); stack
You; can make; a
(quick); trick( clock); stack

And heres; a
(new); trick("\n"); Mr Knox;}
Socks On() { chicks
And (Chicks on Fox);
Fox on ClockS
on (bricks && blocks);
Bricks And Blocks
on Knox on box

Now we; come to;}
ticks and( tocks sir) {
Try to; say this
Mr Knox; sir =
ClockS on fox; tick =
ClockS on Knox; tock =
six; sick bricks tick =
six; sick chickS tock =

Please sir; I( dont);
like this; trick( siR);
My( tongue); isnt
Quick or; slick( siR);
I( get); all those;}
ticks anD() { Clocks; sir
mixed up; With the
chicks; and( (tocks) sir);
I( cant); DO it Mr Fox; sir

Im; so( sorry);
Mr Knox SiR;}

fox_in_socks.h

#include <stdio.h>
#define FOX define
#define KNOX define
#define fox 3
#define knox /* */
#define on =
#define in +
#define Chicks socks
#define with if
#define bricks (Fox == socks)
#define blocks (Knox == box)
#define clocks (socks == box)
#define chickS (Fox == Knox)
#define ClockS Fox
#define Mr return
#define come Mr
#define Look Fox +
#define look Fox +=
#define sir Knox
#define Sir int
#define Do Sir
#define First 6
#define Ill Fox
#define make += socks
#define a printf
#define quick "\n"
#define stack box
#define Then += Chicks
#define You += Knox
#define trick printf
#define brick "Fox"
#define block "Socks"
#define chick "Box"
#define clock "Knox"
#define can socks
#define And +=
#define Now on
#define heres box
#define new quick
#define dont "Knox in box."
#define Socks Sir
#define chicks Knox
#define Bricks Fox
#define Blocks socks; socks
#define now on
#define to 2
#define we to
#define ticks Sir
#define tocks Sir
#define Try Fox +=
#define say with
#define this (!(box++))
#define tick box
#define tock socks
#define six 6
#define sick with
#define Please Fox +
#define I a
#define siR new
#define like socks =
#define My trick
#define tongue "Fox in socks."
#define isnt Fox
#define Quick +=
#define or 8
#define slick trick
#define get "Knox on Fox "
#define all Mr
#define those socks
#define anD main
#define cant "in socks in box"
#define Clocks Lets(Fox)
#define mixed on
#define up 7
#define With Fox
#define the Quick
#define it (Fox == Knox)
#define DO with
#define so trick
#define sorry ".\n\n"
#define Im = Fox
#define SiR - 11

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